Feb 20

A group of feminists are protesting in front of the White House:
– Free women now! Free women now!
A man passsing-by asks:
– Can I have one?

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Dec 27

An arab at airport:
– Name?
– Abdul AlRazhib.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no, I mean male or female.
– Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no, deer run to fast!

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Cautari:

  • anegdoate romanesti

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Mar 02

One day a drunk man told the bartender, “I’ll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender grinned and said, “Okay, you drunk.” The drunk pulled out his right fake eye and bit it. After more drinks the drunk said, “I bet you $200 I can bite my left eye.” The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said, “Okay.” The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad. After a few more drinks, the drunk said, “I’ll bet you $500 that if you slide a shot glass down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee in it without getting a drop on your bar.” The bartender knew he could not do it so he said okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all over the bar. The bartender jumped up and screamed in joy because he won $500. In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration. He asked the man why. The man replied, “That drunk fool bet me $1000 that he can pee on your bar and you would be happy about it!”

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Cautari:

  • poezi urite

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Aug 25

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

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Aug 11

Draga tata,
Berlinul este minunat, oamenii sunt amabili si imi place aici, dar imi este putin cam rusine sa merg la facultate cu al meu Ferrari 599 GTB din aur masiv, cand toti profesorii si colegii mei vin cu trenul.
Fiul tau, Nasser
A doua zi, Nasser primeste raspuns de la tatal sau:
Dragul meu fiu,
Am transferat 20 de milioane de dolari in contul tau. Te rog sa nu ne faci de ras. Te duci imediat si-ti cumperi si tu un tren. Cu dragoste, Tata.

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Cautari:

  • adio draga diriginta

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Jun 24

Un negru si un alb, pe malul unui lac, amandoi cu scula atarnand in apa.
Albul:
– Ce rece este apa!
Negrul:
– Si ce nisipos e fundu’!

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Jan 10

A scottish died when he was 62 because of cancer. His wife buried him in a proper grave, on which she wrote: RIP (Rest in peace). When the will was read, everyone found out that the scottish had left his fortune to the orphanage. Then, his wife added to the grave: ”Until I will join you!”

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Cautari:

  • Anigdoati versuri

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Oct 24

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

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  • ghicitori despre iarna

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Apr 09

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that’s taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren’t they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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Cautari:

  • poiezii despre primavara
  • ghicitori
  • ghicitori despre primavara
  • bancuri ring
  • ghicitori cu haz
  • uraturi
  • anegdoate despre animaluti
  • gicitori despre invatatori
  • anegdoate cu bula
  • poiezi despre copii cu divizibilitati

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